The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Quote by Fred Allen
Fred Allen Quotes
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The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.