Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or...

My favorite animal is steak.

My favorite animal is steak.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like...

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back...

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my...

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may...

Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may...

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay...

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay...