Never answer an anonymous letter

Quote by Yogi Berra

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

We have deep depth.

We have deep depth.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Fascism is a religious concept

Fascism is a religious concept

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral