You can't think and hit at the same time
Quote by Yogi Berra
I usually take a two hour nap from one to four
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I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
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