I never said most of the things I said.
Quote by Yogi Berra
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
We have deep depth.
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]
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