I never said most of the things I said.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

We have deep depth.

We have deep depth.

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to...

I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to...

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

It was great for that to be my first movie with such a wonderful cast,...

It was great for that to be my first movie with such a wonderful cast,...