I never said most of the things I said.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

Although I am flexible and ready to take advice, I can't carry an umbrella of...

Although I am flexible and ready to take advice, I can't carry an umbrella of...

Even the Congressional Budget Office and the Social Security trustees appointed by the president say...

Even the Congressional Budget Office and the Social Security trustees appointed by the president say...

Don't tell someone you miss them unless you're willing to put in the effort to...

Don't tell someone you miss them unless you're willing to put in the effort to...