Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Yogi Berra Quotes

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

I usually take a two hour nap from one to four

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

This is like deja vu all over again

This is like deja vu all over again

True love grows by sacrifice and the more thoroughly the soul rejects natural satisfaction the...

True love grows by sacrifice and the more thoroughly the soul rejects natural satisfaction the...

We've got to convince our egos and our minds that if we want to live...

We've got to convince our egos and our minds that if we want to live...

I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them; God hath no better praise,...

I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them; God hath no better praise,...