Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

The future ain't what it used to be.

The future ain't what it used to be.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

This is like deja vu all over again

This is like deja vu all over again

I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most of the things I said.

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.