Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show].

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like...