Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Quote by Yogi Berra

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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.