Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Quote by Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra Quotes
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the...
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
It ain't over till it's over.
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.