Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

Quote by Will Ferrell

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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can...

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I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same...

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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have...

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