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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

Well, excuuuuuse me!

Well, excuuuuuse me!

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.