Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Quote by Steve Martin
Steve Martin Quotes
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all...
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The...
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might...
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order...
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Well, excuuuuuse me!
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church...
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when...
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Never promise a poor person, and never owe a rich one
Promise little and do much
Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it...