Quotes by Steve Martin

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke

#Comedy

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease...

#Disease

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

#Promise

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

#Men And Women, #Sex

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...

#Funny, #People