Quotes by Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...

#Children, #Funny

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

#Funny, #Marriage

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

#Women

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

#Women

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

#Women

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

#Women

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants...

#Women

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

#Appearance

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and...

#Hate

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

#Roseanne Barr

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

#Roseanne Barr

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about...

#Roseanne Barr