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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time?...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants...

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't...

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't...

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done...

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done...

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my...

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my...

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about...

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about...

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.