Quotes by Roseanne Barr

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of...

#Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

#Appearance, #Women

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

#Mothers, #Women

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

#Military, #Tolerance

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom

#Funny, #Mom

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just...

#Self Dependence

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

#Girl Power

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

#Housekeeping, #Humor