It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Quote by Roseanne Barr

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband...

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband...

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my...

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my...

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be...

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the...

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just...

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just...

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take...

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and...

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and...

People hate as they love, unreasonably.

People hate as they love, unreasonably.

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate...

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate...

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it

Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere will not hate it