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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Grammar is not a time of waste

Grammar is not a time of waste

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.