I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
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Nancy Cartwright Quotes
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Grammar is not a time of waste
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.