I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

Grammar is not a time of waste

Grammar is not a time of waste

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...