I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
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Nancy Cartwright Quotes
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Grammar is not a time of waste
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.