Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and…
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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...