Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and…
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Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Grammar is not a time of waste
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
To love to read is to exchange hours of ennui for hours of delight.
It is very, very easy not to be offended by a book. You just have...
The best books... are those that tell you what you know already.
Books are a narcotic
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...
There is no substitute for books in the life of a child.