Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

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I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Grammar is not a time of waste

Grammar is not a time of waste

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself,...

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself,...

The most important things in life aren't things.

The most important things in life aren't things.

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection...

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection...

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little.

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little.

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have...

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

It is a paradox that every dictator has climbed to power on the ladder of...

It is a paradox that every dictator has climbed to power on the ladder of...