Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Quote by Nancy Cartwright
Nancy Cartwright Quotes
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Grammar is not a time of waste
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
If in other lands the press and books and literature of all kinds are censored,...
The burning of an author's books, imprisonment for opinion's sake, has always been the tribute...
Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long...
Books are made not like children but like pyramids and they're just as useless! And...