I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

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I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

Grammar is not a time of waste

Grammar is not a time of waste

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

And he goes through life, his mouth open, and his mind closed.

And he goes through life, his mouth open, and his mind closed.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to...

We cannot be sure of having something to live for unless we are willing to...

Times when life lives us are ever richer than when we live it. Life only...

Times when life lives us are ever richer than when we live it. Life only...

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is...

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

It is a paradox that every dictator has climbed to power on the ladder of...

It is a paradox that every dictator has climbed to power on the ladder of...