Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Quote by Nancy Cartwright
Nancy Cartwright Quotes
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...
Grammar is not a time of waste
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get...
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
Do not squander time for that is the stuff life is made of.
In quiet moments when you think about it, you recognize what is critically important in...
We lay aside letters never to read them again, and at last we destroy them...
To think and to be fully alive are the same.
An optimist is a man who sees everything half as bad and twice as good...
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
A young man's ambition is to get along in the world and make a place...