Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into…
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Nancy Cartwright Quotes
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions...
Grammar is not a time of waste
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove...
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but...
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither...
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.