Quotes by Larry David

Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

#Larry David

It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with...

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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

#Larry David

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

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I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want,...

#Larry David

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

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