Quotes by Larry David

You write about what you know.

#Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

#Larry David

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

#Larry David

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...

#Larry David

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally...

#Larry David

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

#Larry David

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

#Larry David

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

#Larry David

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to...

#Larry David