It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

Quote by Larry David

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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for...

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't...

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not...

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not...

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that...

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want,...

I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want,...

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...