I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

Quote by Larry David

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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three...

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name,...

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man...

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

I just feed off the energy of the audience.

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about...

Drugs scared me.

Drugs scared me.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home...

You write about what you know.

You write about what you know.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were...

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good...

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That...