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Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D