Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on the couch and the floor the same place I smash it.

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Topics: Jersey Shore Quotes

Cabs are here!

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D