Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

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Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...