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Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

No granata per favore. -Vinny

No granata per favore. -Vinny

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...