These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

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Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

No granata per favore. -Vinny

No granata per favore. -Vinny

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.