These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

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These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.