I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate

Quote by George F Burns

Topics: Failure Quotes

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

People are always asking me when Im going to retire. Why should I? Ive got...

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold...

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them