Quotes by Earl Wilson

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

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To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

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This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in...

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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man...

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The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an...

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

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Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

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One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...

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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in...

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If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

#Earl Wilson