Quotes by Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

#Earl Wilson

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

#Earl Wilson

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

#Earl Wilson

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

#Earl Wilson

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

#Earl Wilson

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

#Earl Wilson

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

#Earl Wilson

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

#Baseball, #Parents

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

#Gossip

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

#Family, #Home

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

#Failure, #Luck, #Success

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

#Funny, #Money, #Self Importance