Quotes by Earl Wilson

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call...

#Earl Wilson

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

#Baseball, #Parents

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

#Gossip

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of...

#Family, #Home

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

#Failure, #Luck, #Success

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it

#Money

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

#Who Cares

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

#Baseball, #Funny

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

#Funny, #Snow