Quotes by David Letterman

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and...

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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every...

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

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There is no off position on the genius switch.

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The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were...

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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The...

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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then...

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage...

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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete...

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No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him...

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