President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.

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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you...

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I work until beer oclock.

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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Love is all you need.

Love is all you need.