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If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...

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If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick...

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a...

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a...

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

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Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that...

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

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A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes...

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

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A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

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It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've...

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and...

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A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and...

We had our own baby boom.

We had our own baby boom.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...

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We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression...

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.