Quotes by David Letterman

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the...

#David Letterman

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

#David Letterman

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

#David Letterman

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand...

#Babies

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

#America And Americans

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show...

#Speech

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does...

#Needs

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

#David Letterman

There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of...

#New York

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom...

#America And Americans, #Cities, #New York

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going...

#Presidency

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.

#Funny, #Valentines Day