Quotes by Bo Burnham

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

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Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

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Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

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Love is all about... whistles.

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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

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