I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.