Quotes by Bo Burnham

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

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YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

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When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

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And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

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And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

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And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

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What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

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And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

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