There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...