And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.