And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

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I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...