Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Love is all about... whistles.

Love is all about... whistles.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...