What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as...

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.