Quotes by Bo Burnham

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change,...

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Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles...

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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Where are all the sour patch parents?

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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

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