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When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's...

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

I'm Bo yo I'm the greatest rapper ever ever and I'll whether you weather, whether...

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal.

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese,...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...

And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I...