Quotes by Bill Maher

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

#Movies

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

#Books

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

#Sex

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.

#Sex

When sex is good theres nothing better, when its bad its not bad.

#Sex

Abstinence is a perversion.

#Abstinence, #Sex

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

#Drugs

When we make mistakes they call it evil

#Evil, #Mistakes

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make...

#Mistakes

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

#Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit.

#Bill Maher

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

#Beliefs, #Bureaucracy, #Religion