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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs
#Religion
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
#Religion
Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit
#Fire
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#Funny
NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new...
#Government
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
#Women
If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much...
#Women
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
#Women
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence...
#Intelligence
Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...
#Funny
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#Television
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...
#Friends
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
#Children
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#Funny
Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to...
#Funny
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#Work
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen...
#Funny
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#Government
Men are only as loyal as their options
#Men And Women
If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...
#Movies
People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort...
#Television
A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors...
#Government
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is...
#Bill Maher
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