Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

Quote by Bill Maher

Topics: Beliefs Quotes, Bureaucracy Quotes, Religion Quotes

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the...

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the...

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're...

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or...

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you...

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich...

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich...

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more...

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence...

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence...

I've gotten to go wonderful places, meet interesting and intelligent people, and I started of...

I've gotten to go wonderful places, meet interesting and intelligent people, and I started of...

Know Me to be the eternal seed of all creatures. I am the intelligence of...

Know Me to be the eternal seed of all creatures. I am the intelligence of...