I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I...

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's...

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little...

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little...

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors...

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors...

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will...

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be...

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're...

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're...

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

If I wanted to have wooden sex with strings attached I'd get married. In reference...

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else...

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else...

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to...

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to...